Monday, 26 November 2012

Philadelphia, PA - 26th November 2012

Dear Internet,

Sorry for the delay between posts.  I'm sure many of you have been frustatedly refreshing the site over the past week in the hope of more news, dumb stories and needlessly detailed accounts of my more mundane activities, but I haven't had a chance to sit down at a computer for a while.  Here I am though, in a student house in Philadelphia, with time to kill and a lot to catch up on.  Which means I probably need to apologise for this being a long post too.  Feel free to skip through and just look at the photos or whatever.

Alright.  Berrrminghamm, Alabama.  The show here took place at the Spring Street Firehouse, which is where Eric, the guy setting up the show lives.  I met up with him and we hung out for a little bit, before we rode over to Piggly Wiggly (yeah, that's right, Piggly Wiggly) to buy some beer.  Eric wouldn't let me pay.  He's a sweetheart.  We drank some of those beers and I chatted with people arriving for the show.  I played an OK set and people seemed to enjoy it.  I can't remember the name of the next guy who played, but the internet seems to suggest he was called Leeris Perth.  Maybe he was.  Anyway, he was good, but I would have liked less reverb so that I could hear his songs.  Then a fun middle-aged surf-rock band called The High Fidelics played a really fun set.  Side note: I am becoming very used to being the oldest person in the room when I play a show, which maybe explains why I make an allusion to their age, but nobody else's.  Anyway, I was drinking and having a fun time the whole show, then we went out to a bar across the street, where we sat around cracking bad jokes.  I had another drink that I really didn't need with Eric's housemate back at their place, then it was definitely bed-time.  I woke up with my first significant hangover of the tour, but it felt good to have blasted away the malaise accrued in New Orleans.

The next show was in Atlanta.  I got in to town in the mid-afternoon and was picked up by my host for the night, Angel.  He'd just been leading 150 people on a 7 mile hike, so was ready for a nap by the time we got back to his flat.  He went ahead and took one and I strolled around Atlanta, watching the sun go down from beautiful Piedmont Park

    
 and eating a great pizza topped with salad.  Salad!  My friend David once described salad as being like a shower for your insides.  It felt good.  Angel and I met up with some of his friends at a super fancy coffee place, then I headed over to Wonderroot for the show.  This was a roaring success and probably the most fun show of the tour so far, packed with enthusiastic kids, exciting local punk bands and people commited to making sure touring musicians get treated well.  Locals Spray Tan and Jebediah Springfield, plus touring Floridians Awkward Age all played great sets.  Here's Jebediah Springfield's imposing looking, but very friendly singer in action:




I couldn't get a ride back to Midtown where I was staying, so I walked about three and a half miles to get there, which was pretty nice and not as scary as some of the kids at the show had suggested it would be.  I ummed and ahhed about whether to accept Angel's invitation to meet him and his friends in a local bar or just go to bed, but convinced myself with some pretentious idea about the reason why I am actually doing this tour that I needed to go for a drink.  The bar turned out to be The Eagle, Atlanta's #1 gay dance spot.  I've been out dancing in gay clubs before, but this was a whole other level.  Lots of flesh and leather and sweat and blaring disco-house, and lots and lots of fun.  I stayed for about an hour at which point I was feeling a little overwhelmed and went back to Angel's to get a few hours' sleep before my early bus-ride out of town.  Atlanta!  A great time.

From Atlanta I went to Jacksonville, Florida, for another interesting, though slightly less fun time.  I ate a picnic in a nice little park full of homeless people, killed some time in the library, strolled along the riverfront, taking ANOTHER moody sunset photo for you all to enjoy:


then stopped in for a drink in a novelty Irish bar, where I met an affable drunk named Tom, with whom I chatted until it was time to head to the venue.  There was nothing much going on there, so I fugured I'd go out and find something to eat.  Apparently the only nearby option was Burger King.  I probably don't need to describe the meal.  Back at the venue, a couple of people had turned up for the show and some kid was playing woeful widdly widdly guitar on the dingy stage.  My host, James (another guy from the Couchsurfing web-site) was there, as was Tom from the bar.  James was really sweet, but Tom's drunken affability had crossed the border to lecherousness and he became pretty weird: "God you're trim; do you mind if I lift up your shirt for a second?"  I politely declined.  Anyway, I played a short set to nobody, but kind of enjoyed myself anyway, then haggled with the good natured bar-man about getting paid, took my $43 and ran away as fast as I could.  Back at James' place we drank some good wine and played songs to each other on his computer.  It was great.

I had no show the next day, so I rode the Greyhound up to Macon, Georgia (sitting on 40% of a seat, next to an enormously fat man) where I at least had a place to stay, with another Angel, this one female.  She was very nice and took me out for a drink with some of her friends.  I had another early start the next day to get to Greenville, South Carolina.  Greenville seems like a nice little town and my show there was in the house of a local promoter and film-maker named Dan.  He was kind enough to come and pick me up when my suitcase (guaranteed for three years: fit for the 'trash' after three weeks) broke and couldn't be dragged along any more without much mental anguish and loud swearing.  Dan was working hard at smoking a turkey and putting together other food for the evening's get together, so I walked over to a nearby record store and quite spectacularly broke my vow not to buy any records until California, but still only picked up a fraction of the things I wanted in there.  Back at Dan's I hung out with the evening's other performer the lovely Patrick, with whom I worked on a cover of 'Dancing In The Dark' which we later performed.  The show was a lot of fun: an older crowd of friendly, appreciative people, many of whom brought along delicious food to share.  Patrick played a great though short set, and, after the dessert course I played.  Then, in case this sounds like it's a little too grown up, a select few of us stayed up 'til 5 am drinking whiskey and talking nonsense about music, films, girls and other important stuff like that.

OK.  You're still reading?  Then I'll carry on.  Sorry.  Next up: Thanksgiving!  My show in Greensboro, North Carolina, was cancelled because it was apparent nobody was going to show up to a show in a quiet college town the day before Thanksgiving.  I wasn't too bothered about this, because I had a really great looking place to stay, through another couchsurfing hook-up, Dean.  He picked me up from the station with his wife an daughter, and we all went for a drink in a local bar before heading back to their farmhouse outside of town.  This was designed and organised by Dean himself, on the farm where his wife, Laurel, grew up, and it was a great house, set in some beautiful land.  They were great hosts throughout my two days in Greensboro, and it was great to sleep in a big, clean bed.  I even had an en-suite bathroom.  Dean and I stayed up to have another drink and sing some songs to each other before I crawled gratefully between the sheets.

I was excited about the next day, as I have never really experienced a Thanksgiving before and I was delighted to be invited along to Laurel's family's get-together.  There were about 20 assorted family members present and each one of them was lovely.  I ate a great meal and had a lot of fun hanging out and talking to people.  We went for a walk through the beautiful woodlands, I ate three different kinds of dessert (out of politeness you understand) and I played a couple of songs, as did the other musicians, including a Brazillian guy called Zekcker (sp?) who sang a protest song he'd written back in the 60's!  Here are some photos of my Thanksgiving experience:





I'm not sure if it's a universally recognised Thanksgiving tradition, but later we all watched the stupid but great film The Three Amigos!  The icing on the hospitality cake came the next morning when I was presented with a suitcase to replace my broken one.  Huge thanks to the Driver family!

From Greensboro, I headed up to Richmond, where I played in a punk house called Bauhaus Haus.  This was another fun show, though the sleeping arrangements were significantly less hygienic.  I played a fun show with a good Q&A session, going in both directions ("Am I still in the south?" "Kind of!" - "Is it true ya'll are gonna rise again?").  A band of lovely Canadians called Freak Heat Waves, (who've been on tour for about 11 weeks and still get along!) played, then a loud sludgy band called Glass Pennies, then local favourites The Blue Rajahs.  Here they are in action:




I didn't have a show the next day, but luckily my friend Andrew from Candyland in Columbia (see post from last tour if you can be bothered) was staying with his parents in Washington DC, and he invited me to stay there.  It was great to see him and hang out with his lovely, hilarious family.  I played bad Scrable, drank bad beer, ate a great meal, then we went out to a crazily-expensive bar, where I blew about three nights worth of show-money on a round of drinks.  Ho hum.

Here's a fun photo I took on my way out of DC the next morning:

 Ha.

Alright.  Nearly done.  From DC I rode the Megabus to Philadelphia, where I spent a few hours walking around in the freezing cold.  I found a Trader Joe's, which is the best foodstore in the states and stocked up on edible foods, ate a good picnic with numb fingers, and headed over to Mount Thrashmore, the venue.  The show here was an amalgamation of two separate shows which had been booked, so there were a lot of bands playing.  Touring bands Sleeping Weather, Sweet Weapons and Level Up, along with locals Trunks & Tales and Spanish Club.  Surprisingly, for such a full bill, everyone was good!  Here are Sleeping Weather:

I had fun hanging out chatting with people, played a fun set, then headed back to Jake's house where I was given the biggest slice of pizza I'd ever seen, which I ate while listening to Jonny Cash.  Then I went to sleep, then I woke up and started writing this blog.  An eternity later, here we are.  You're up to date.  You're bored.  I'm going to take a shower, then go to New York City.  Woop woop.

Thanks and sorry.

Yours,
Hugh
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Friday, 16 November 2012

Birmingham, Alabama - 16th November 2012

(You have to pronounce it BirmingHAM in order to distinguish from England's drabbest city.)

I'm in a public library and I am sleepy and I feel like I maybe don't look or smell too good, but I'm feeling pretty good otherwise.  Here's what's been going down:

The rest of my stay in Denton was great.  Brad and Micky continued to be excellent and fun hosts, and Brad doubled as a chauffeur, driving me around town to get some things organised.  On Monday I walked around in the suddenly pretty chilly Texas sunshine and ate in a novelty cowboy themed diner which, maybe on reflection, was only a novelty to me amongst its patrons.  That evening we ate some fine American cuisine, pictured below:


I also tried to make a curry, only to find that you seemingly can't buy curry spices in America.  I made something anyway, and it didn't taste too bad.  We also played a weird nerdy boardgame, where you had to settle a mythical land or something.  It was stupid but also fun.  I was rubbish at it.  It looked like this:

On Tuesday I rode the Megabus over to Austin.  Megabus!  Megabus in America is way better than both Megabus in the UK and the, more prevalent Greyhound over here.  The buses are clean and usually on time, both of which are far from guaranteed with Greyhounds.  Anyway, I got in to Austin and walked a couple of miles to Trailerspace records, where I was greeted with a cup of tea and a rerun of the Chelsea vs Shaktar Donetsk game on TV.  I felt right at home.  Trailerspace is a great little record store which doubles as a venue and hangout spot for skateboard kids and the occasional homeless person selling pecan nuts.  Kids started showing up and it was fun hanging out drinking Lone Star beers and whiskey, looking through the records and waiting for the show to start.

I played first and it went just fine, though nobody was especially enthusiastic.  I am starting to remember how to play some of my songs a bit better, but it's still a little sloppy at times.  A couple of other guys joined me for the last song, on cello and drums, which I thought sounded pretty great.  The other bands were Bitter Birds, who were cool and had a great drummer, and Quin Galvais + friends.  Quin is the guy who set up the show and he was really friendly and cool and I enjoyed watching his set whilst hanging out with his mom.

I had a place to stay organised with a woman called Pish on Couchsurfing.  She came to pick me up after the show and we stopped to get a cup of tea and have a chat before heading back to her place.  This turned out to be a trailer in a real life Texan trailer park, which was pretty exciting to me.  A 1985 custom built somethingorother, which is apparently much sought after.  It was certainly comfortable enough to get a good night's sleep in, undistrubed by her hilarious little, totally spoiled dogs.  Pish was a fascinating person to spend a few hours with and our conversation covered a lot of ground, including raw veganism, parking lots you're allowed to speak in and something called 'orgasmic meditation', which I assured her I will look into, as it apparently has a growing following in London!

The next day it was back on the Megabus to Houston.  I had another long-ish walk to the venue... SUPER HAPPY FUN LAND.  How could I not be excited?  I played at SHFL on my first tour, way back in 2004, to an audience of zero, which I was a little concerned might happen again, especially when I discovered that my deadly songwriting rival 'Sir' Paul McCartney was playing in town the same night.  I needn't have worried though, because the awesome headlining act, Branagan brought quite a few friends along.  I booked Branagan for this show myself because I thought they sounded great and they put on a great show, which I failed to adequately capture on camera:

Also on the bill was Kara Melton, who had a bunch of intriguing songs and a sofa she was happy for me to sleep on, although I was only able to do this for a couple of hours by the time we got there.  Anyway she was lovely and very accomodating, as was Debs from Branagan, who very kindly drove back in to Houston from her home in Sugar Land TX(!) in order to drop off the copies of my album which had been shipped to her address too late for her to bring them to the show.  I'm hoping I get to repay some of this generosity when she visits London next year.

Houston then, was pretty great all round.  I even got through my set without any fuckups.  On to New Orleans in high spirits, destined to be royally shat upon... First of all I had to sit on a frotty Greyhound for almost 8 hours, which at least gave me a chance to catch up on some sleep.  Greyhound bus stations always seem to be in the sketchiest parts of town, and New Orleans really exemplified this.  I live in the Knife Crime Capital of England, but I never feel remotely threatened walking around Peckham, whereas my 5 minute walk to The Big Top left me feeling pretty uneasy.  Anyway, I felt better when I arrived at the venue, a cool little gallery space with a stage for live music, run by friendly volunteers.  Unfortunately, that stage was not to see any live music on this particular night.  There were supposed to be two local bands on the bill, but only of them showed up, and none of their friends/fans came out to see them.  This meant we were reliant on my New Orleans fan base to fill the venue.  So the show was cancelled.  I also didn't have anywhere to sleep, which, after many attempts to figure something out, meant I ended up sleeping on a gross couch in the corridor of some skanky appartments upstairs from the venue.  This is what it looked like:

To add to the fact that it was filthy and very brightly lit, the residents of flat #2 decided to have some fun with me in the night.  The highlight of their general drunken obnoxiousness was when one of them came out with a 10" meat cleaver and asked me if I have a weapon, assuring me I was likely to need one, though I'm not sure whether he meant because of him or some other threat.  I'm pretty sure it was all just a joke, but I didn't sleep much anyway.  I've never been so glad to get up at 5:30 am.

Today, I rode the extremely comfortable AMTRAK train out to Alabama, feeling very glad indeed to be leaving New Orleans behind.  I got a lift out to this part of town from a friendly local, who was kind enough to give me a lowdown of the town's "gentlemen's clubs".  One of them is apparently "the country club of titty bars".  Great?  I bought some good bread, to go with the surprisingly good cheese (what's up, America?) and had a great picnic in a beautiful park just by the library here:



...then came inside to update this.  I have no idea what sort of show to expect tonight, but pretty much anything will be an improvement on yesterday.

Anyway, I am still having a good time all in all, and I am happy to be here.

OK.  I'm out of time on this computer.

More soon.  Keep in touch.

Hugh
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Sunday, 11 November 2012

Denton TX. At it again (11th November 2012)

Hey everyone.

Yes, I am going out on tour in the USA again.  Maybe that's unimaginative, and I know there are other countries in the world, but whatever.  Here I am again anyway.  Which means I am resurrecting this blog for you, my lucky readers.


Right now I am in Denton, Texas, which some of you will know is the gateway to The Promised Land.  For those of you who weren't aware of this ("Don't you boys know nothin'? The USA is the centre of JerUSAlem..."), I suggest you find out before it's too late, maybe starting here:




OK.  Here's what's happened so far:

I set out from Peckham at 5am on Friday morning, feeling confident that I was forgetting something super important and feeling sick with excitement and apprehension.  I rode the bus up to Holborn, listening to the mixes for my new record and hoping that I wouldn't hear any terrible mistakes, since I had just finished making it the day before and arranged for 100 copies to be sent to Houston.  There are plenty of mistakes on there, but none I can't live with.  If anybody wants to hear it, they can do so at http://hughjohnnoble.bandcamp.com/album/from-the-quill-of-hugh-john-noble 

My flight out of Heathrow was delayed by an  hour, which meant I missed my connecting flight from Toronto to Dallas Fort Worth by ten minutes.  That gave me six hours to kill in Toronto airport; a place with about seven minutes' worth of entertainment to be had.  Then THAT flight was also delayed by an hour, meaning I had bonus time in Toronto and I got in to DFW at about ten PM, leaving me with no choice but to take a taxi all the way up to Denton if I was going to have any chance of making it in time for my show at Rubber Gloves.  It was expensive, but I made it.

The show was fun.  I was feeling surprisingly sprightly on the back of a 26 hour journey, and the kids setting up the show, Evan and Matt, were really friendly, as were the guys from the Austin TX bands Knifights & Moving Castles whom I hung out with.  My set was a little rocky, since I have a bunch of new songs I haven't practiced and a bunch of old songs I've forgotten, but I mostly got through without too much trouble and it was a lot of fun chatting with the crowd, something I probably did a little too much of.  My Phil Collins joke bombed, but no matter.  There weren't many people at the show, but they were all really friendly and appreciative that I'd come out to play for them.  This is a shot that Evan took, just before I broke a string on the guitar I borrowed and promised not to damage:




After the show I went back to the house of this guy Brad Dougher who kindly agreed to host me through the 'Couchsurfing' website.  I got really lucky on this front, because Brad has turned out to be an excellent host and a great guy to hang out with.  He is something that many British people would struggle to imagine: a very proud truck-driving Texan who loves Lynrd Skynrd and shooting guns, who is also very broad minded and liberal and terrified of Mitt Romney.  In short, he's wonderful.  We stayed up drinking bad beer and listening to great records and then he was kind enough to give up his bed to me, which I entered gratefully.


The next day I met Brad's lovely house-mate, Micky, and we all went to watch a roller derby bout!  This may seem like an odd thing to do, and it certainly felt like it, but the pull of the free beer and live music was what sucked is in.  Roller derby is weird and confusing, but it felt great to be in Texas with good people, enjoying free (terrible) beer in the sunshine.  I also got to eat a creme brulee flavoured almond.  America!  It was rancid.  We drove back in to Denton and went for a stroll around town.  Denton is a lovely place and almost as magical as I imagined it would be after ten years of obsessively listening to Lift To Experience and fantasising about the place.  We went to a bar and drank some (much better) beer, looked in a great bookstore, then I went over to the venue for the show, J & J's Pizza.  This was another sparsely attended show, but also another fun one.  I got some free pizza and some free (terrible!) beer, which I enjoyed while the kids who set up the show, Death In The West, played a cool set.  Hunter and Chris from this band, joined me for most of my set, which was a little more shambolic than the previous night's one and a whole lot louder, but was enjoyable.  There was more drinking after the show and then another night in Brad's bed, since he passed out on the sofa and was impervious to my attempts to get him to wake up and sleep in his own room.


Today!  It is Sunday and I've been trying to organise some places to stay in other towns that I am visiting.  If my future hosts are as welcoming and entertaining as Brad and Micky, it's going to be a great tour.  I don't have another show until Tuesday, in Austin TX, and it feels nice to have a couple of days to relax and get things organised, because I have been so busy the past few weeks, getting my album finished and trying to frantically fill out the dates for the tour.  It feels great to be here and I am really excited about the rest of this trip.


Here is what's coming up:




Tue 13 Austin, TX
Trailerspace w/ Quin Galvais & Bitter Birds

Wed 14 Houston, TX
Super Happy Fun Land w/Branagan, Jim & The Toms, Kara Melton, Maddy Adeleye

Thu 15 New Orleans/Baton Rouge, LA
The Big Top (w/ Ebro + Pancake)
                       
Fri 16 Birmingham, AL
Spring Street Firehouse
                                                           
Sat 17 Atlanta, GA
Wonderroot w/  Jebediah Springfield, Awkward Age, Spray Tan
                                               
Sun 18 Jacksonville, Fl
Burro Bar
                       
Mon 19 Macon GA, Savannah GA
Help!
                                   
Tue 20 Greenville, SC
Something through Daniel McCord
                                                                                   
Wed 21 Greensboro, NC
The Flatiron

Thu 22 Greensboro, NC (Thanksgiving?)
Thanksgiving – day off

Fri 23 Richmond, VA
Bauhaus Haus
                                                                       
Sat 24 Annapolis, MD
200 Year Old Barn w. Koala Tea Time
                                                                       
Sun 25 Philadelphia, PA           
Jake Baseball's basement
           
Mon 26 New York, NY
Some open mic thing through Dina
                                                                                   
Tue 27 Boston, MA
TBC/Help!
                                                            
Wed 28 Providence, RI
                                               
Thu 29 New York
Goodbye Blue Monday w/ Churchill Downs, Sam James (The Wowz)                                                                            

Fri 30 New York
Brooklyn Fire Proof w/ Brook Pridemore, Dan & Rachel, American Opera

Sat 1 New York, NY
Left Field in the Lower east side w/ Rare Books, Mobile Wash Unit, Goodbye Ivan

Sun 2 Pittsburgh, PA
Dylan ‘Wolf’ Bahney’s basement         

Mon 3 Cleveland, OH
Help!

Tue 4 Detroit, MI
TBC/Help!
Wed 5 Ann Arbor, MI
TBC/Help!
Thu 6 Chicago, IL
TBC/Help!

Fri 7 Milwaukee, WI
Riverwest Public House

Sat 8 Minneapolis
Fuck Mountain

Sun 9 Seattle, WA
something with Zach Burba

Mon 10 Bellingham, WA          
Girl Guts House!

Tue 11 Vancouver, BC
House show w/ Rose Melberg, Bleating Hearts

Wed 12 Olympia, WA
The Northern

Thu 13 Salem, OR                                                                               
Possum House

Fri 14 Medford, OR
Something with The Seasons hopefully

Sat 15 Davis, CA
Robot Rocket Residence

Sun 16 Half Moon Bay, CA
Hangout with Adam Lipman, maybe play a show

Mon 17 San Francisco, CA
Something w/ A Girl Named T, hopefully

Tue 18 San Luis Obispo, CA
Rodi’s friend’s house or one of the cafes, hopefully

Wed 19 Los Angeles, CA
The Smell w/ Brannigans Law

Thu 20 San Diego, CA
Tin Can Alehouse w/ The Dirty Legs, Mandarin Dynasty, International Dipshit


Alright, that will do for now.  Thanks for reading.  Please all keep in touch to let me know how you're doing.  And I will try to update this in a few days with some more exciting news.


Much love,
Hugh
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